Cry Baby vs. the Real A.B.

So the big shit this weekend was how girly boy Shah Rukh Khan got all butt-hurt because he was taken in for secondary questioning at a U.S. airport. Is this gay boy really this fucking sensitive!? Hey buddy, your last name is fucking Khan, and contrary to what you might like to think about yourself, nobody else outside of India, Dubai and a few other countries knows who the fuck you are! It’s called racial profiling and it makes sense, because the last time I checked, the only crazy motherfuckers blowing themselves up in planes, trains and automobiles all had similar last names. Suck it up, gay boy. You’re not above the law – unless of course you’re A.B. (and no, I’m not talking about you, Amitabh, you arrogant prick!). Of course, I’m welcomed on a freakin’ red carpet when I come into J.F.K., probably because I’ve actually rung the market opening bell for Nasdaq. The only fucking “bells” you’re ringing are Karan Johar’s. Respect.

Tags: detained, shahrukhkhan